A guy walks into a grocery store and says “I want half a pound of butter”

He looks and sees shelves completely covered with boxes of salt. All over the grocery store, hundreds and hundreds of boxes of salt. So he says to the grocer, “Listen, I don’t want to pry, but do you sell a lot of salt?” And the grocery man says, “Me, if I’ll sell a box of salt a month, I’m lucky. But the guy that sells me salt… Boy, can he sell salt.”

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