A guy walks into a bar and says. “Give me 10 shots of tequila, line ’em up!”

The bartender does and the guy proceeds to slam the 10 shots down at machine gun pace. The bartender says, “Damn man, what’s all this for?”

The guys says, “My first blowjob.” The bartender says, “Well shit dude, that’s something to celebrate, have another on the house!” The guy says, “No thanks, if 10 shots didn’t kill the taste, one more’s not gonna help.”

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