A guy wakes up to a woman next to him in bed

and she was already awake. She says to him “I have a confession to make, I was once a Christian”

The guy, still half-asleep says, “oh that’s okay babe, I’ve never really been one to care.”

“Oh good” she replies, “I much prefer being a Christine anyways.”

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