A guy wakes up, still hungover from the last night…

He notices his wife is being super nice to him – she makes him breakfast in bed, asks him if he needs anything, hums to herself happily.

Confused, he asks his kid: “Psst, hey, what’s going on?”.

The kid says: “Well, last night you came home drunk as a skunk, kicked the dog, vomited on the carpet, and pissed in the flower pot. And when mom tried to take off your clothes to put you to bed, you said – leave me alone bitch, I’m married!”

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