A guy takes a shot at a bar and looks in his shirt pocket. He calls the bartender over and asks for another shot. Again, he downs the shot and looks back in his pocket.
He continues to do this and the bartender finally says, “Every time I️ pour you a shot, you down it, look in your pocket and order another. What’s in your pocket? “
The guy responds, “A picture of my wife. When she starts to look good I’ll head home.”