A guy sits down at a bar & orders 9 shots of bourbon…

The bartender says “whoa…are you sure you don’t want to take those one at a time?”

“Nope” he says quickly. So the bartender goes ahead and brings him 9 shots, which he throws down the second they hit the table.

“Good lord,” says the bartender. “I’ve never seen anyone down drinks like that.

Head hanging the guy responds, “You’d drink em that fast too if you had what I’VE got.”

“Oh man, I’m sorry…. Can I ask…. what have you got?”

“About 2 bucks.”

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