A Guy sat next to me on the train and pulled a out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”

I said, “If you think she is beautiful, you should see my missus mate.

He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?”

I said, “No, she’s an optician!”

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