A guy meets a hooker in a bar

And buys her a drink. She says to him “For $300, I’ll do anything you want as long as you can ask for it in 3 words.” So he thinks about it for a minute, reaches into his wallet, pulls out three Benjamins, slaps them on the bar and says “Paint. My. House”.

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