A guy is madly in love with his girlfriend. He decides to tattoo her name, Wendy, on his penis. When it is not erected, all you can see is W and Y. The first and last letters of her name.
When the guy went to the public restrooms he saw this huge black guy using the urinal next to him. Curious, he looked and noticed his penis also had W and Y written on it. “Your girlfriend is named Wendy as well?” Asked the man excitedly.
“No no my friend. My tattoo says, ‘Welcome to Jamaica, and have a wonderful day'”.