A guy is in a doctors office. His doctor is there with him.

“I have two pieces of bad news,” the doctor says.

“What are they?”

“Well, the first piece of news is that you have cancer.”

“What’s the 2nd piece of news?” he asks.

“Well, the 2nd piece of bad news is that you have Alzheimer’s.”

The man laughs and says, “Well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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