He yells, “Goddamn it all to hell!”
St. Peter hears him and asks God, “Aren’t you going to do anything about that?”
God says, “Yep.”
Next hole is a long par five over water ending in a dog leg. The guy tees up and crushes the ball. It hits the water but just as it does, a turtle surfaces. The ball bounces off the turtle’s shell and gets another hundred yards. Just as its about to stop rolling, a squirrel runs over and grabs the ball before being immediately snatched by a gorgeous red tail hawk. The hawk flies him off and just over the green the squirrel drops the ball. The ball hits the green, rolls and falls in the hole.
Most amazing par five hole-in-one in history.
St. Peter, astonished says, “You call that punishment?”
God replies, “Yep. There was nobody around to see it.”