A guy is driving down the highway when he suddenly has an overwhelming urge to jerk off…

But there are so many cars and trucks driving by, he’s too scared to be seen if he does it in the vehicle. So he gets out of the truck and crawls underneath. He figures if anyone comes along, he’ll just say he’s checking on his transmission. He pulls out his dick, closes his eyes, pictures Betty-Sue naked, and starts beating off.

A few minutes later a state trooper comes along and kicks his foot.

“Mind telling me what you’re doing down there, son?”

“I’m just checking my transmission!” the guy says.

“Well, you should have checked your brakes. Your truck rolled down the hill.”

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