A guy is driving along when he spots a gypsies caravan on the side of the road with a sign saying, “readings $10 per person”.

He pulls over thinking this could be a laugh, and enters the caravan.

The gypsy immediately grabs his hands, looks at them for a couple of seconds and looks up into the guys eyes.

She says, “Thriller, pretty woman, when doves cry ,stairway to heaven.”

“wow”, said the guy, “those are my favourite songs!”

“impressive”, he continues, “please, tell me my future”

“can not” exclaims the gypsy, “I am just a four tune teller”

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