… without getting a SINGLE drop on the bar. The bartender thinks it’s impossible so he takes the bet.
The guy places the glass at one end of the bar & stands at the other. He unzips and starts a’pissin. And it goes AAAAALL over the place, not a single drop even coming close to the glass. The bartender, laughing his head off at this idiot, waits till he’s done and says “I bet you feel pretty stupid right now don’t you?”
“Not really,” he responds. I just bet the 4 guys at that table over there $100 apiece that I could piss all over your bar and you’d just laugh.