A guy goes to prison for the first time. After he’s processed, he gets sent to his cell, where he meets his cell mate.
Cell mate: “Alright, this can go one of two ways. Either you can be the Mama Bear, or you can be the Papa Bear.
New guy: “Really? Well, if I have a choice in the matter, I’ll be the Papa Bear!”
Cell mate: “Okay then, Papa Bear. Why don’t you come over here and suck Mama Bear’s dick?”