A demon tries to cheer him up. The demon says hell isn’t so bad, do you like alcohol? The guy says yes and the demon says oh your gonna love Mondays, it’s open bar day, top shelf, imported beer, drink until your liver fails and it doesn’t matter because guess what… You’re in hell.
The guy seems interested but still upset, the demon says hey do you like gambling? The guy says yes and the demon says you’ll love Tuesdays it’s casino night, blackjack, roulette, poker, we have it all, bet it all, and lose it all because it doesn’t matter because you’re in hell!.
The guy nods and starts to cheer up, the demon says hey do you like drugs? Wednesdays we fly in the best cocaine and purest heroin, destroy your body and it doesn’t matter because you’re in hell.
The guy is visibly happy now, the demon asks do you like gay sex? What!? The man replies, do you like getting fucked in the ass by massive cocks two three four at a time? No! The man replies. The demon says oh, well Thursdays aren’t your day