A guy goes into the confessional [long]

A guy goes into the confessional and says “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. In fact, I’ve committed all seven deadly sins in a single day.”

“All seven?” Says the priest. “Do explain.”

“Well, Father, I was stuffing my face with more food than I could possibly need myself…”

“Ah, yes,” The priest says, “gluttony is a very serious sin indeed.”

“…while I should’ve been at work…”

“Yes,” says the priest. “Sloth is a very serious sin indeed.”

“…when I happened to see my neighbor pull up in his new Corvette.” He continues.

“Oh no,” says the priest. “Envy is a very serious sin indeed.”

“So I got it in my head, ‘why should he be so lucky? So later in the night I went over to his place and knocked on the door planning to give it to him…”

“Oh no, my son,” The priest says, “wrath is a very serious sin indeed.”

“… but his wife answered the door instead in lingerie, so we did it all night long.”

“My son, lust is a very serious sin indeed.”

“That’s not all, father. On my way out, I saw his Rolex on the nightstand so I snatched it.”

“Greed is a very serious sin indeed, my son.”

“I know. So anyways after that I knew I had to come to confession today.”

“I don’t mean to probe, my son,” says the priest, but you’ve only told me about six of the seven deadly sins. Surely you don’t take pride in what you’ve done, do you?”

The man beams and says “Well I’m bragging to you, aren’t I ?”

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