A guy decided to see a prostitute for the first time in Vegas. (NSFW)

The man was recently divorced and just wanted some action. So he walked the streets and found the best looking hooker he could find and took her to his hotel room.

The guy asked the hooker for a hand job, and she said, “sure, that will be $500”

“$500 for a hand job? Are you insane”

She grabbed him by the collar and pulled him to the window, “see that car dealership? I bought that dealership giving hand jobs.”

He figures they must be good so he agrees, pays her and gets the best hand job of his entire life.

When she’s done he is craving more so he asks for a blowjob, and she informs him it’s $1500.

“Are you insane. No way it is that good”

She grabs him by the collar pulls him to the window and says “see that parking strip mall? I own that from giving blowjobs.”

Figured it must be good so he pays her. Best blowjob he ever had.

He was pulling his pants up when he asked. “So how much for some pussy?”

She grabs him by the collar. Takes him to the window and says, “You see that hotel, casino, and gas station? If I had a pussy I’d be able to buy those.

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