A guy came home to his best friend and wife in bed

He pulled out a .45, shot both of ’em

Next morning, his friend went down to the jail

He said, “Fred, don’t take it so hard”

He said, “It could have been worse”

He said, “What you mean, it could have been worse?”

He said, “Man, two people dead. I might get the electric chair. You tell me it could have been worse?”

He said, “Yeah, baby. It could have been worse.”

He said, “What you mean?”

He said, “Hell, if you’d have came Thursday instead of Friday, you’d have gotten me too”

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