A guy asks for a gallon of chocolate ice cream

The clerk says, “sorry we don’t have any chocolate, we have vanilla and strawberry”

Guy says “ok just give me a 1/2 gallon of chocolate”

Clerk says “again, we have no chocolate, we have vanilla and strawberry”

Guy says “ok just give me a pint of chocolate then”

Now the clerk says “ok mister do me a favor, spell the van in vanilla”

Guy “V-A-N, why?”

Clerk “that’s good, now spell the straw in strawberry”

Guy “S-T-R-A-W, I don’t get it?”

Clerk “doing great, now spell the fuck in chocolate”

Guy “um, there is no fuck in chocolate”

Clerk “that’s what I’ve been saying, THERE IS NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!”

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