A group of nuns were remodeling their church.

Today they were painting the walls. They didn’t want to get paint on their habits (their nun clothes), so they decided to lock the doors and paint naked…

…they were butt naked and painting when suddenly someone knocked on the cathedral doors. Sister Mary explained to her sisters that every afternoon a poor blind man would come to pray…

“Who is it?” She asked.

“Blind man” was the only reply.

The nuns all looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders. “If he is blind, what does it matter if we let him in to pray? He won’t even know we are naked.”

They agreed and unlocked the door. The man walked in and took a look around at all naked nuns standing in front of him. “God Damm, sister Mary, nice rack,” he said, “now where should I hang the blinds.”

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