He asks her, “So what are you donating today?”. She replies, “I’m giving blood, I get $25 for it! What are you here for?”. He smiles and says “Oh I’m donating semen. I get $150 for it.” The girl is shocked and outraged. The next month, the same guy sees the same girl and asks, “Oh you here giving blood again?”. She turns around and he notices her cheeks are completely full. She shakes her head side to side and moans a muffled “Nuh uh”.
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