A girl is sleeping in her religious studies class…

The teacher asks the class, ‘According to the Bible, who created man?’. The boy sitting next to the sleeping girl is bored and wet willies the girl. She wakes up and screams, ‘OH GOD!’. The teacher replies, ‘Correct!’ The girl falls asleep again.

Next, the teacher asks the class, ‘Who is the son of God?’ The boy is still bored and wet willies the girl again. She wakes up and screams, ‘JESUS CHRIST!’ The teacher is impressed. The girl falls asleep again.

Finally the teacher asks, ‘What did Eve say to Adam after having their 27th child?’ The boy wet willies the girl again. She wakes up and screams, ‘That’s the last fucking time you’re ever putting that thing inside me and if you ever do it again I’ll slice it off and shove it up your ass’