All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German Shepherd Says: “I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master.”
“Good,” says God, “then sit down on my right side.”
“Doberman, what do you believe in?” Asks God.
The Doberman Answers: “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”
“Aha,” said God, “you may sit to my left.” Then he looks at the cat and asks: “And what do you believe in?”
The cat then answers: “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”