“You have three wishes, mortal. Whether they bestow good or ill upon you I cannot say. What is it that you require?” The genie said all of this in a deep, booming voice as he hovered several feet above the man.
“Well, okay. I guess I’d like a camera to look into.”
The genie, though surprised, snaps his fingers.
“I also wish… that people would be really gullible.”
The genie then glares at the man for a moment, wondering why he would possibly ask for such a thing, before snapping and granting his second wish.
“Okay, good. Now I wish for a big container of updog.”
The genie, upon hearing this, becomes very puzzled.
“What is updog?”
“Nothing much, you?”
looks at camera