A frog walks into the bank and asks for a 30000 dollar loan for a holiday

The teller is confused but introduces herself “hi I’m Patricia Whack”. The frog says “hi I’m Kermit Jagger, my Dad is Mick Jagger I know the manager it is all good”.

Patty explains that he will need some collateral for the loan. Kermit produces a small porcelain elephant, pink, two inches tall and perfectly formed.

Patty isn’t sure about it so runs to her manager confused. “There’s some frog called Kermit Jagger out there who says he knows you and wants a loan. And what the hell is this?”

“That’s a knick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone.”

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