A Frenchman sees a poster in front of a bakery

A Frenchman sees a poster in front of a bakery: Croissant €1. Handjob €5

He enters the shop and sees a gorgeous young lady behind the counter. He then asks:

“Mademoiselle, are you the one that delivers the handjobs?”

Very shy, the girl looks down, blushes and replies with a giggle:

“O-Oui monsieur, I am the one that gives the handjobs”.

The Frenchman immediately puts €5 on the counter and says:

“In this case wash your hands well, because I want 5 croissants”

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