A Frenchman sees a poster in front of a bakery: Croissant €1. Handjob €5
He enters the shop and sees a gorgeous young lady behind the counter. He then asks:
“Mademoiselle, are you the one that delivers the handjobs?”
Very shy, the girl looks down, blushes and replies with a giggle:
“O-Oui monsieur, I am the one that gives the handjobs”.
The Frenchman immediately puts €5 on the counter and says:
“In this case wash your hands well, because I want 5 croissants”