A Frenchman, an Englishman, and an Irishman walk into a bar (do all jokes need to be in bars?)

They all sit down at the bar and each order a pint of brew. The Frenchman notices a fly swimming in his drink, so he pushes the glass aside and says, “Bartender, there is a fly in my drink. Please bring me another.” Strangely enough, the Englishman also finds a fly in his drink, but unlike the Frenchman, he casually picks the fly out of his glass and continues drinking. Believe it or not, the Irishman ALSO notices a fly in his drink, so in a swift course of action, he snatches the fly out of his glass, lays it upside down on the countertop and furiously performs CPR on the fly, all while shouting, “Give me back my Guinness you wee bugger!!!”

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