A Finn, Swede and Norwegian were on a plane. The pilot announced: “Too much weight! Too much weight!”

The Norwegian dropped an orange off the plane. The pilot repeated: “Too much weight! Too much weight!”

The Swede dropped a banana peel. Yet again there was the request: “Too much weight! Too much weight!”

The Finn dropped a bomb. When the plane finally landed, the Finn, Swede and Norwegian went for a walk and eventually ran into a crying boy.

“Why are you crying?”
“An orange hit me in the head!”

They moved on and after a while ran into a crying girl.

“Why are you crying?”
“I slipped on a banana peel…”

After a few more minutes on the road, they met a girl and a boy who were laughing with tears in their eyes.

“What’s got you so happy?”
“Our teacher farted so hard the school blew up!”

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