A few years ago I had a proud (step)dad moment I think this sub will like..

This was right after picking her up from preschool. She was usually a bit grumpy and I always tried to be fun and keep the drive home more upbeat.

 

Her: “I’m hungry.”

Me: “Nice to meet you, hungry, I’m dad.”

Her: “Ahhhhgh could you not say that anymore?”

Me: “Aw why not, sweets?”

Her: “Because I don’t like it when you call me names like hungry or thirsty or anything!”

Me: “Alright, I’m not going to say that anymore.”

Her: “Nice to meet you, not going to say that anymore.”

 

Five years old and already a murderer because I died laughing.

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