A few guys are drinking at a bar.

A few guys are drinking at a bar when a drunk guy walks in, staggers up to them, and then points to one of them, shouting “Your mom’s the best sex in town!” Everyone is expecting a fight, but the guy he pointed at ignores him, so the drunk leaves and goes to the other side of the bar.

Fifteen minutes later, the drunk comes back and says, “I just did your mom, and man, was it hot!” The guy again refuses to fight, so the drunk wanders off again.

Fifteen minutes later, the drunk comes back and announces, “Your mom liked it!” Finally, the guy responds. “Go home Dad, you’re drunk.”