A farmer is being interviewed on TV about his prize-winning cows.

The interviewer asks, “So tell us, what are you feeding these cows?”

“The black ones or the white ones?” the farmer replies.

“Uh… the black ones.”

“Oh,” says the farmer, “I feed them grass.”

“Ok then, what about the white ones?”

“I feed them grass, too” the farmer replies.

“Okay…well, what about bathing? What do you bathe them with?” the interviewer asks.

“The black ones or the white ones?”

The interviewer hesitates, but answers “the black ones”.

“I bathe them with water,” the farmer replies.

“And what about the white ones?” the interviewer asks.

“I bathe them with water, too” says the farmer.

“Okay, I’m confused, what’s going on here?” says the interviewer. “You keep distinguishing between the white and black cows. Why do you keep doing that?”

“Oh,” says the farmer, “that’s because the black cows are mine.”

“Oh!” laughs the interviewer with relief. “Then who owns the white ones?”

“Those are mine, too”.

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