A farmer has four daughters named Betty, Mary, Flo, and Luck. who each have dates tonight.

He is overprotective about his daughters, and he fidgets with his shotgun a lot. He is also nervous about the boys coming to pick them up. He hears a knock on the door and opens it. There is standing one of the daughters dates.

The boy says,

“Hi my name is Teddy!

I’m here to pick up Betty!

We’re gonna eat spaghetti!

Is she almost ready?”

The farmer is weirded out by his rhyming, yet he says, “OK bring her back by 11.” The farmer lets Betty go. There is another knock on the door, and there is the next date.

“Hi my name is Larry!

I’m here to pick up Mary!

We’re skipping to the prairie!

Quick, we’re in a hurry!”

The farmer is surprised another boy did it again but says, “OK bring her back by 11.” The farmer lets Mary go. There is another knock on the door, and there is the next date.

“Hi my name is Joe!

I’m here to pick up Flo!

We’re gonna shoot some doe!

Is she good to go?”

The farmer just says, “OK bring her back by 11.” The farmer lets Flo go. There is another knock on the door, and there is the next date.

“Hi my name is Chuck!

I’m here to pick up Luck!

We’re gonna…”

He fired the shotgun.

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