A farmer buys a new cock

A farmer buys a new young cock. As soon as he gets it home, the cock rushes and fucks all 150 hens.

The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock screws all 150 hens again. Now, the farmer starts getting worried. The next day, he finds the cock fucking the ducks, the geese, and the lone parrot too.

That evening the farmer finds the cock lying out in the field, pale, half-dead, with vultures circling his head.

The farmer shouts, “you deserve that you horny bastard!”

The cock opens one eye slowly, points up, and replies “shhhh…don’t shout, wait for them to land.”

(Repost but I felt it needed to be told again)

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