A farm boy arrives late for school one day.

“Why are you late?” asks the teacher.

“I had to take the bull down to the field to mate with the cow,” explains the boy.

“Couldn’t your dad have done that?” asks the teacher.

“He could have,” replies the boy. “But I think the bull did a better job than he would have done.”

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