The family all panic as they identify the rabbit belongs as their next door neighbours’. In a desperate attempt to avoid being blamed for the rabbits death, they try to cover it up. Shampoo’ing the rabbits fur to make it look less obvious it has been mauled etc. Once the rabbit looks slightly more presentable, the family wait until the coast is clear to put the rabbit back where it was. That night the Dad sneaks into the neighbours garden and places the rabbit in its hutch before quickly running back into the house to avoid getting caught. The next day the family are eating breakfast when their silence is broken by the sound of the neighbour shouting “WHO THE FUCK DIGS UP A DEAD RABBIT AND PUTS IT BACK IN THE HUTCH!?”
- Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack….
- My mate went in to the doctors the other day with a hearing problem.