Shit really helped his crops grow. He put the word out and soon the three neighboring farmers arrived to help.
But this farmer was brought up right, and knew you never took something for nothing.
The first guy offered a nice truckload of shit. The farmer offered him some plank boards from a torn down barn. This was a good deal and they made the trade
The second guy had an even better truckload of shit. The farmer offered him some old tractor parts. This was a good deal and the made the trade.
The third guy brought the best truckload of shit the farmer had ever seen. The farmer was worried though, because he only had one last thing to offer.
The farmer asked, “Would you be willing to take these old posts?”
The third guy looked at him and said, “don’t you know, reposts aren’t worth shit!”