“how much for a beer?”
The bratender replies “$1”.
The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bratender
“Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?”
The Bratender reply’s “$5”.
The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says “Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place”. The bratender then says “Oh well, he’s upstairs in his office with my wife”.
The guy looks all confused then asks
“What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?”
The bratender then says “The same thing I’m doing to his business”.