“I’d like to buy a horth” he says.
“What sort of horse?” asks the owner.
“A female horth.” The owner shows him a mare.
“Nithe horth,” says the dwarf. “Can I thee her eyth?” The owner picks him up and shows him the eyes.
“Nithe eyth, can I thee her teeth?” The owner picks him up and shows the teeth.
“Nithe teeth. Now can I thee her twot?”
The owner picks him up and shoves him head deep inside the horses’ vagina, then pulls him out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says “Perhaps I should weefwaze that… Can I thee her wun awound!!”