A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…

“I’d like to buy a horth” he says.

“What sort of horse?” asks the owner.

“A female horth.” The owner shows him a mare.

“Nithe horth,” says the dwarf. “Can I thee her eyth?” The owner picks him up and shows him the eyes.

“Nithe eyth, can I thee her teeth?” The owner picks him up and shows the teeth.

“Nithe teeth. Now can I thee her twot?”

The owner picks him up and shoves him head deep inside the horses’ vagina, then pulls him out.

The dwarf shakes his head and says “Perhaps I should weefwaze that… Can I thee her wun awound!!”

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