A dwarf walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. The madam asks how she can help him. He says “I need a woman for mine has left me.” The madam says “Whatever for? And what are the honeycomb and jackass for?” The dwarf says, “my wife found a genie that could grant her three wishes. For the first wish she asked for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this honeycomb, the second wish she asked for the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this Jackass. The madam then asks “what about the third wish?” “She asked the genie for my cock to hang down past my knee.” “That’s not so bad.” “Not so bad?” Spluttered the dwarf “I used to be 6 foot 3!”
- As get older, I’ve developed an embarrassing habit of screaming loudly during a proctology exam.
- A husband is talking to his wife.