A dwarf walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey.

The brothel keeper asks how she can help him. He says, “I need a woman, because mine has left me.” The keeper says “Why? And what are the honeycomb and donkey for?” The dwarf says, “My wife found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first, she asked for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this honeycomb, the second she asked for the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this lovely donkey…” The keeper asked, “What was the third wish?” “She asked the genie for my cock to hang down past my knees.” “That’s not so bad.” “Not so bad?” Spluttered the dwarf, “I used to be six foot three!”

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