A duck walked into a bar

A duck walked into a bar, looking very happy. “Hello” he said, “my name is Huey”.

“Hello Huey” said the barman. “You look very happy, you had a good day?”

“I certainly have” said Huey, “I’ve been in and out of puddles all day, and it was awesome!”

Just then, another duck came in. He also looked very happy. “Hello!” said the second duck, “My name is Dewey, and I’ve had the most amazing day! I’ve been in and out of puddles all day, and it was so good.”

Next walked in a third duck. He didn’t look as happy as the first two.

“Let me guess” said the barman, “You must be Louie?”

“No” said the third duck, sounding rather down. “My name is Puddles, and you do not want to know about my day.”

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