A drunk man is stumbling around outside…

He smells of beer and looks absolutely plastered. A priest walks by and asks him why he’s getting drunk so early in the day. The man wobbles a bit and belches out “Why, I’m your lord and savior”. The priest is, obviously, unconvinced and begins to walk away. The drunk calls out “Look, I’ll prove it!” The drunk leads the priest into the building closest to them, a bar. The bartender looks over at the man in shock and says…

Jesus christ! You’re back here again?!”

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