A drunk man goes into a restaurtant

A drunk man goes into a restaurtant. He tells the waiter: “I’ll have one portion of Carbonara and 2 beers.”

The waiter tells him: “Sorry, we don’t serve drunk people. Please leave.”

The man angrily leaves, comes back 15 minutes later and says: “I’ll have one portion of Carbonara and 2 beers.”

The waiter tells him again: “Sorry sir, I already told you. We don’t serve drunk people. Please leave.”

The man leaves again, comes back 20 minutes later and says: “I’ll have one portion of Carbonara and 2 beers.”

The waiter shouts at him: “Get out of here now! I told you 2 times already: WE DON’T SERVE DRUNK PEOPLE!”

The man asks him: “Dude, is there a restaurant you don’t work at?”

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