A drunk is walking down the beach.

He finds a magic lamp and a genie pops out.

“You have three wishes” says the genie.

“I want a bottle of whiskey that never runs dry” says the drunk.

Poof! The drunk is holding a bottle full of whiskey. He stands there and guzzles it, and when he looks down it is still full.

“What are your other two wishes?” Asks the genie.

“I’ll just take two more of these.”

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