A drunk is sitting at the bar, he leans to the man next to him and says “Your mother’s a whore”. The guy responds, please no trouble.
A few moments later, the drunk guy leans over and says “ your mother’s a whore, and I fucked her!” The guy responds please man no trouble, not tonight.
A few moments later the drunk guy leans over and says “ your mother’s a whore. I fucked her and she loved it.”
Suddenly the guy stands up and says, “ that’s enough dad, we’re going home.”