A Doctor tells his patient I have bad news and worse news.

Oh dear! What’s the bad news? Asked the patient. The doctor replied, you only have 24 hours to live. That’s terrible! Said the patient, but how could the other news possibly be worse? The doctor replied, well I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday!

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