A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says ‘brains for sale.’

He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says ‘Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.’

So he asks the man behind the cash register, how come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer’s worth 90.00?

The man replies, “Do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?

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