A doctor goes to the bank to deposit a check…

He walks up to the teller and hands it to her, but she reminds him that it needs to be signed. He reaches into his pocket for a pen, but pulls out a rectal thermometer. He says, “Oh crap..” The teller asks, “Is something wrong?” and the doctor replies, “It’s nothing, just that some asshole has my pen.”

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