A dentist’s father raised his son alone since his wife had cheated on him. He always told his son to avoid women like the plague.
One day, a beautiful woman is shown in to the dentist’s exam room. She is quite flirtatious with the dentist and makes no secret of the fact that she’s interested.
She asks the dentist if he’d like to go out sometime.
“I’m flattered,” he says, “but I don’t date. My father warned me about women.”
“What do you mean?” she asks.
“Well, women just want to seduce you and get you in bed. Then they bite your penis off with the teeth in their vagina!”
The woman laughs and assures the dentist that no such thing is true, but he doesn’t believe her.
To prove her point, she hoists her skirt up, pulls back her panties, and shows him. “See? No teeth!”
“No wonder,” the dentist says. “Look at the condition of those gums!”